Remember Mother's Day
We provide this free health resource to visitors of the Community Room of SeniorSSuperStoreS in an effort to keep baby boomers, seniors and the elderly informed of matters that can affect their lifestyle.
In case you need to be reminded, Mother's Day here in the U.S. and Canada is the second Monday of each May. That's the day set aside to "go the extra mile" to honor our mothers.
Here's a light-hearted look at motherhood:
Somebody said a mother is an unskilled laborer. That somebody never gave a squirmy infant a bath.
Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby. Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, normal is history.
Somebody said a mother's job consists of wiping noses and changing diapers. Somebody doesn't know that a child is much more than the shell he lives in.
Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct. Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.
Somebody said being a mother is boring. Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.
Somebody said if you're a good mother, your child will turn out. Somebody thinks a child is like a bag of plaster of Paris that comes with directions, a mold and a guarantee.
Somebody said being a mother is what you do in your spare time. Somebody doesn't know that when you're a mother, you're a mother ALL the time.
Somebody said good mothers never raise their voices. Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child wind up and hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.
Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with his math.
Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. Somebody doesn't have five children.
Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books. Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose.
Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery. Somebody never watched her baby get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.
Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyesclosed and one hand tied behind her back. Somebody never organized seven giggling Brownies to sell cookies.
Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married. Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a
mother's heartstrings.
Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home. Somebody never had grandchildren.
Somebody said being a mother is a side dish on the plate of life. Somebody doesn't know what fills you up.
Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her. Somebody isn't a mother.
Pass this along to all the mothers in your life!!!
So, remember Mother's Day. If you're looking for a gift for that special lady in your life, remember that among our more than 500 products, you should be able to find something that will enhance your mother's lifestyle. We feature unique gardening products in our Hobbies and Gardening department, as well as selected gift items in our Gift Ideas department.
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