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You Can't Mess With The Experts

We thought we would start off this edition of our Keeping in Touch newsletter with a little humor.

(Courtesy of Linda at the University of South Carolina School of Medicine.)

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't awakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

The Moral: Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.