How To Lose Weight
SeniorSSuperStoreS believes that humor is good for seniors' health.
A young lady is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and
repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you,
you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."
When she returned, she shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20
pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow
my instructions?"
She nodded, "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop
dead that 3rd day."
"From hunger, you mean?", asked the doctor."
"No, from all that skipping."
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