We provide this free health resource to visitors of the Community Room of SeniorSSuperStoreS in an effort to keep baby boomers, seniors and the elderly informed of matters that can affect their lifestyle. And, we are convinced that humor is good for our health.

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. When a cell phone on a bench rings, a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."

WOMAN: "I am at the mall and found a beautiful leather coat. It’s $1,000. Can I buy it?"
MAN: "OK, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000."
MAN: "For that price I want it with all the options."

WOMAN: "Great!" One more thing.... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking only $450,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just offer $420,000."

WOMAN: "OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you too."

The man hangs up. The other men are looking at him in astonishment. Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"